Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Double Lecture

 
Do not worry! Chelae are the special claws this animal posses. Having a bigger claw can be a bad thing because it requires more energy to sustain. So in a food deprived season the bigger clawed go first. A lot of big claws are actually fake; they are just big empty things that don't have much muscle in them. This means that if these crayfish didn't depend on appearances they probably wouldn't loose so winnable battles. Now only if humans could learn to judge people by whats inside

This new movement will allow humans to create artificial cells! These cells could one day help you live longer then any other generation. If you don't know what ribosomes are then I will give a simple explanation: They make proteins for the cell; They are the factory for life. Additionally scientists in John Hopkins Medical Institutions have found that they are extreme perfectionists. They eject miss laden proteins 10,000 times faster then a normal one. 
Posted by Thatguyheis at 6:34 AM
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13 comments:

  1. D22 ZoneMay 10, 2011 at 6:38 AM

    Lol this his hilarious! :D

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  2. DootzkieMay 10, 2011 at 6:56 AM

    Glue of those fuckers onto your hands enjoy your lobster fist fight!

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  3. Spartan094May 10, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    The first bit of news interested me more then the second bit. Is this bad?

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  4. CPHMay 10, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    I have to agree with Spartan here.

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  5. AnonymousMay 10, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    I've never eaten crayfish before...

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  6. VenomForMassesMay 10, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    The misfortune of being born in the late 21'st century.. Just as they find a true elixir of life, prolly, I will be dead for 10 years or so...Damnit..Great read!

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  7. Gambling DegenerateMay 10, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    really digging this style of blog, im getting used to this guys face

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  8. ThorfanMay 10, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    I want to see a male crayfish now.

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  9. Blogging SkaterMay 10, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    the male crayfish are pretty interesting

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  10. BTN Hip HopMay 10, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    hmm interesting blog.

    followed

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  11. rubberbandMay 10, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    I did not know that they will be able to make artifical cells that soon. I hope I will still be alive when they can prolong lifes.

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  12. christophersonMay 10, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    @rubberband same here.

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  13. GastonMay 10, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    Wewt get those cells ready I need a second round of my twenties.

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